- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

one day i went to bed

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

you are a åsshole :)

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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