- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's 1+1? 69.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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