What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Flop dog

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What is a chair?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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