Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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