Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Bean.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Womens' Rights

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Woman's rights

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

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