- Anti Joke

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

whats your name? bumder:)

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.