- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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