- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Rigo your a stupid ass

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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