- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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