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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.