What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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