- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Take this and put it- No.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Donald Trump

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Spread the net.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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