- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

You

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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