Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

bob saget

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Yes.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Straight men can be bronies.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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