A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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shut up kobe!

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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