What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Penis

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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