A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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girls lacrosse

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Womens rights !

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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hi

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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