- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

you know whats funny the letter Q

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I would rape her

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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