A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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I Have a Black Friend

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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