Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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