When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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donald................duck for president

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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i dont like chris

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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