- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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