Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Do you play piano? No

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Davey Peterson.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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