Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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whoa there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Anti Joke

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