What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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