- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

So, same time tomorrow then?

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

women's rights

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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