Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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