A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Woman Rights

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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