u jelly?

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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That's what she didn't say

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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