- Anti Joke

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Dusters blow stuff.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.