A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Nickelback

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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