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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Poop swing

the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

No.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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