- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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