- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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