- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Basically copying you.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Knock knock Who's there Police

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

A woman walks into a bar.

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