- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

2 Penises

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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