What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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