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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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