A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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