- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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