A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Chicken penis.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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chirs

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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