- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

... i forgot the joke :p

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

anti jokes are for fags

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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