Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Charlotte Bobcats

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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