What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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