Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

squirrels with massive bonerss

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Womens Rights

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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