What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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