wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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