How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

2 + 2 = fish

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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