- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

wanna hear a joke? no.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

vaginas

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

TIMMAH!

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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