wanna hear a joke? no.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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vaginas

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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TIMMAH!

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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