- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

David Silberberg is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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