Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A young baby died.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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baby seal walks into a club

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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