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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

A young baby died.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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