Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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