There's a car about to hit me.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Samraj.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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pickle sniffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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