Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

She said no

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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