- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Dance is a sport

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What's 9 + 10 19

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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