- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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