- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Mitt Romney penis

The Holocaust.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

the asian kid gets an F

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How long is a china man?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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