Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Vagina.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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How come grilled cheese?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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