Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Pineapple.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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WEED!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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