How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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