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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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