What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

the asian kid gets an F

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

How long is a china man?

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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