- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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