what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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The Holocaust.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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