- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

knock knock who's there no one

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

its snowing on mount fuji

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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