what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Jesus was a good guy

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Justin Bieber

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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