- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Cripples are lame.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Dance is a sport

What's 9 + 10 19

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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