What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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pickle sniffer

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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