Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's funnier than 68 69

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Republicans

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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kkk

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Anti Joke

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