What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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