12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Bloody kids ...

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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